May 2013
zackisontumblr:
that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
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vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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teapayne:
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
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ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
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youuidiotkid:
you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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《 fy exo 》: EXO's 1st full length album released... →
exok-trans:
EXO’s 1st full album ‘XOXO (Kiss&Hug)’ will be released worldwide at the same time.
On June 3, starting with iTunes, Melon, Genie, Naver Music, etc. Korean music sites and various Chinese music sites, etc. because there are plans for the first full length album to be…
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The craving for noodles is strong with this one.
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jehovahzwetness:
Curses to curses, ash to ash, please God give me a bigger ass
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
trickystarz:
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
por que no Los dos?
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fullmetal-dipshit:
ozzyosborntodie:
“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
kimiwatanabe:
buizels:
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES
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All my notes have been deleted from my computer. Excuse me while I have a metal breakdown.
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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I'm pretty sure everyone will be banned by the end...
thegooniesaregoodenough:
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simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
